ryannorth:

remereblog:

ryannorth:

I AM ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR MIND:

The Big Mac song goes like this:

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame-seed bun.

BUT CHECK IT OUT: these lyrics don’t even mention the defining feature of a Big Mac: that it’s a double-decker burger.  There’s a slice of bunstuff between the two patties!  That’s really important!  THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT A BIG MAC.

The Big Mac Song lyrics are actually describing a different burger!  They are describing a mere double cheeseburger. Or, as you might know it:

A Double Whopper With Cheese.  

Your argument is that they’re failing to mention the bunstuff in the middle but then you clearly missed the tomato in the middle of the Double Whopper With Cheese.

Please revise your theory before wasting my time any further.

RESPONSES:

1 - Burger King’s slogan is “Have It Your Way” and one way you can have a Double Whopper Meat Sandwich your way is without tomato.  OH SNAP

2 - Also, I’d argue that the Big Mac song is the minimum sufficient standard for a Big Mac: you can get extras put on it if you want, like oh I don’t know TOMATO

3 -CHECK AND MATE, REMEREBLOG

brianmichaelbendis:

1984 Pronunciation Guide For Marvel Comics Writers And Artists

brianmichaelbendis:

1984 Pronunciation Guide For Marvel Comics Writers And Artists

(Source: browsethestacks)

morrisdog forever. Always morrisdog.

I am an adult living in the world and I one hundred percent expected this Animal Planet ad to say “the movie premier event that will suck your dick”.

I might have a new favorite Godzilla movie.

I might have a new favorite Godzilla movie.

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

This should be as popular as ‘Jeopardy!’.

(Source: iraffiruse, via justinquiz)

drmattbenson:

merlin:

droptoehold:

King Jerry Lawler’s “SlamBurgers” Restaurant and Menu [1976]

Despite what that sign says, Jerry Lawler did not own the SlamBurgers restaurant. “The King” merely gave the real owner the rights to use his likeness and name for a cut of the profits, and the burger shop changed its entire menu to be wrestling based.

‘Home Made’ Chili” from a white-labeled pro-wrestling diner? Nommy nom nom!

(Eep.)

I want this to still exist sooo bad.

Man, I didn’t even notice the archaic spelling of “Gibroni” last time I reblogged this. It’s like looking at old government documents that say “Congreff”.

I don’t know what I’m charting, exactly, but I’m pretty sure I’m onto something.

I don’t know what I’m charting, exactly, but I’m pretty sure I’m onto something.

Durr Ex Machina →

joehillsthrills:

I want to address one common complaint about AGENTS OF S*H*I*E*L*D; I have to address it, because every time I hear it, it’s like a little squirt of lemon juice right in the eye.

Us geeks love to be the most rational person in the room. It is our mutant power, secret weapon, blessing, curse,…

I was once at a Comic-Con panel where a professional film critic made this very complaint about Iron Man 3. Joe Hill is a gentlemen and much more articulate in response to this stupidity than I was.